Death Monger - Bringer of Death, Destroyer of Worlds, Maker of Sandwiches

Whatfor you feed me food, however tasty, that goes BOOM?
Whyfor you drop me of yon tall tall cliff?

Taz

She began to hate all those in the horse industry -

Some random, embittered woman who was healed by the 700 club

Just like a salted peanut you will want more - there just isn't any more -

EDUCALC Technical Notes for the HP48SX

I often find it a challenge to perform a piece in iambic pentameter whilst peeing on someone

Saturday Night Live

Never send a bunny to do a duck's job

Darkwing Duck

Life sucks. Then you get dipped in chocolate and rolled in oats

me

Return key ... the space bar's tricky cousin.

drew

- Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

- Mmmm, yes I would Kent

Kent Brockman

Hoppy's musical reward is ever-ready and immediate. Never bossy or impatient, it's sheer delight for the child. With HOP ON! toilet training becomes fun - and what's fun comes easy!

The HOP ON! musical toilet trainer

Sung to the tune of the Dreidle (sp?) song:

Satan, Satan, Satan,
I made him out of clay,
And when he's dry and ready,
Oh Satan I will play

again, me

Sung to the tune of I'm a Little Teapot

I'm a police man short and stout,
Here is my donut, here is my snout,
When i fire my pistol, hear me shout,
Bandage my foot and walk me out.

and once again, me

Peter was seen on Tue Jun 20 16:07:09 EDT 1995, smashing his head repeatedly against unix13.andrew.cmu.edu in the hopes of stimulating thought. As of last check, only bleeding had been produced by this activity.